Comment by Tom from Florida - On Fox Forum @ Fox News.com written by Fox executive VP John Moody

"NOW ENJOY!

Just for fun ..

What if Keith Olbermann interviewed John McCain?…

“A FEW GOOD, ALMOST LUCID, MOMENTS”

(With apologies to Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise)

JOHN MCCAIN: You want answers?

KEITH OLBERMANN: I think I’m entitled to them.

JOHN MCCAIN: You want answers?

KEITH OLBERMANN: I want the truth!

JOHN MCCAIN: You can’t handle the truth!

Son, we live in a world that has a certain, precious amount of wealthy people. And those wealthy people have the right to protect what they have, any way they can. If they don’t do it, who’s gonna do it?

You? You, Keith Olbermann? I, as their candidate, have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those lower and middle classes and you curse the people who give them jobs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that all those unemployed, underemployed and soon-to-be-unemployed people, while tragic, probably didn’t work very hard anyway.(Look at how little they earned compared to CEOs’ salaries and their well-deserved golden parachutes!!!)

And the existence of trickle down Republican economics, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is what has raised that free market tide so that all boats, big and small, could float…You don’t want the truth.

Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about these facts, like with your friends at Georgetown parties, you want me on call. You need me on call at three in the morning.

We use phrases like “loose regulations, squishy credit lines and a warm place to count the profits”…we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending our captains of industry. You use ‘em as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who still rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very economic bubble I helped George Bush to provide, then questions the manner in which we provided it!

I’d rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you grow some patriotic gonads and eschew socialism.

Either way, I don’t give a d#mn what you think you’re entitled to!

KEITH OLBERMANN: Did you support George Bush and all his works?

JOHN MCCAIN:(quietly) I did the job that the Republican Party sent me to do.

KEITH OLBERMANN: Did you support George Bush and his economic policies?

JOHN MCCAIN: You’re godd#mn right I did!!!"
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Let's do one that is just as ridiculous, with Sean hannity Interviewing Obama.  See, it's already more ridiculous than the McCain one done above.

NOW ENJOY!

Just for fun ..

What if Sean Hannity interviewed Barack Obama?…

“A FEW GOOD, STUTTER FILLED, MOMENTS”

(With apologies to Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise)

BARACK OBAMA: You want answers?

SEAN HANNITY: I think I’m entitled to them.

BARACK OBAMA: You want answers?

Sean Hannity: I want the truth!

BARACK OBAMA: You can’t handle the truth!

Son, we uh live in a nation that has a uh certain, uh capitalist uhm tendancies. And those racist uhm tendancies have no place in the uh world.  uh Socialists have to defeat uhm capitalism now, any way they can. If they don’t do it, who’s uh uh gonna do it?

You? You, uh Sean Hannity? I, as their uhm candidate, have a greater uh responsibility than you can possibly uhm fathom. You uhm weep for those upper and uh middle classes and you uhm curse the people who want to uh run your life. You have that uh luxury. You have the uhm luxury of not knowing what I uh know: that capitalisms uhm death and the subsequent uh destruction of ah America, while uhm tragic, is going to improve the uh lives of elite liberals.

And the uhm existence of tax and uh spend liberals, while uhm grotesque and incomprehensible to uh you, is what has moved our uh uhm uh country close enough to uh Socialism that I can uhm sneak it in behind the backs of these,  you know, stupid American uhm rednecks…You don’t want the uh truth.

Because uh deep down, in uhm places you don’t talk about uh these facts, at Fox News uh parties, you want me at the uhm top. You uh need me at the uhm top.

We use uh phrases like “defecit uhm spending, change we need and spread the uh wealth around”…we use uh these words as the uhm backbone to a life spent ah attacking your captains of industry. You use ‘em as a uhm punchline.

I have neither the uh time nor the uh i-i-inclination to explain myself to a uh man who rises and sleeps under the uhm blanket of the very economic uh bubble I helped ah Barney Frank to provide, then uhm questions the manner in which we uh provided it!

I’d rather you just said uh, thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I uhm suggest you be uh prepared to uhm be exiled after we uhm, institute the uh, fairness doctrine.

Either uh way, I don’t uhm give a d#mn what you uh think you’re entitled uhm to!

Sean Hannity: Did you hear Rev. Jeremiah Wright and all his words?

BARACK OBAMA:(quietly) I uhm did the job that uh Bill Ayers sent me to uh do.

SEAN HANNITY: DDid you hear Rev. Jeremiah Wright and all his words?

JOHN MCCAIN: You’re uh godd#mn right I did!!!